aka Cluck, aka The Pastry Chef. Founder of Gridscape. Disappeared sometime around 2004. Current whereabouts are unknown. Occasionally his name his brought forth by Chief Moderator Vol12 in this matter. "Don't make me tell your father" at which time most posters are supposed to cower in fear.

MIB hypothesis- much like the movie Weekend at Bernie's, Cluck has been dead for some time. He is resurrected on occasion by Vol12 to make it appear that he actually has a boss over his moderator/overlord position at VC.