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Styrofoam Cup Incident

aadicof — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:10:51 CST

In yet another incoherent, rambling post, OM village idiot utsmith (tnsmith) stated that a styrofoam cup thrown from a moving vehicle can, in fact, kill a man. This was possibly in response to some Bama fans throwning something at him? Anyway, he later tried to edit the scenario in another post (a smithy trademark) and the stryfoam cup could kill if wrapped around a rock, or piece of ice.

Bernie

Darksidejedi — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 09:43:01 CST

aka Cluck, aka The Pastry Chef. Founder of Gridscape. Disappeared sometime around 2004. Current whereabouts are unknown. Occasionally his name his brought forth by Chief Moderator Vol12 in this matter. "Don't make me tell your father" at which time most posters are supposed to cower in fear.

MIB hypothesis- much like the movie Weekend at Bernie's, Cluck has been dead for some time. He is resurrected on occasion by Vol12 to make it appear that he actually has a boss over his moderator/overlord position at VC.

Important Terms you need to know.

aadicof — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 10:16:46 CST

A-C

Term	Definition


CHIUTFAN	AKA, CHITONUFAN, IDIOT, and OB's Biggest fan. Wise cracking smart assed Democratic following most of the time, who often pokes sticks at others just to get them to go off. Believed to be slightly mentally handicapped or just a all around asshole.

Cocksucker	As Andrew Dyce Clay Once Stated There is no such thing as being bi-sexual.....Either you suck dick or you do not suck dick. Its pretty freaking simple Quote from Tennesee Tuxedo. also used when referring to certian moderators and dumbassed posters on on VC.
Cromptonite	A devoted follower of the "Ruff-Tuff Mountain Boy" that happens to play a little QB for the Vawls while inspiring hard-ons in the Sheep with his mythical football prowness. Although Jon has done next to nothing on the field, he can do no wrong of the field in the walnut-sized minds of the Sheep. [Example from 2007 season] (Ainge throws bad pass) GuntydaCuty: Crompton woulda slung it onto Cumberland Ave. HulaVol: We will be so much better without Ainge next year roadvol: senior QB's are overrated StalllionVol: I heard Jon's a real leader off the field and really loves the Vawls. Due to my inability to think rationally, I have somehow equated this 'love of UT' with football prowness. KanchoVol: Uh, guys, I think Ainge will be missed next year. Vol12: Prove it or you're banned.

D-G

Term	Definition
Dunking Dan	AKA Runing wolf,Dopey, Rummy, Chief crybaby, winer and frequent cause of others being banned from sheepland. Has two answers you're wrong and don't curse at me. See Cocksucker...
DAD1A	See also: Uncle Remus; Papa Smurf Long-winded dolt who claims to be VolChat's very own Renaissance man, yet his pointless rants belie the fact that he has a pedestrian knowledge of the world. Will place the race card whenever possible. He is the parent of a player, which is akin to having diplomatic immunity on VolChat. Frequent replies to his pointless diatribes include, "You tell 'em dad," "How's Kevin?," and, "I heard you smell like butterscotch."
Gaytor aka Gayturds	Florida state who plays two cupcakes back to back barely winning and then claims dominance in the SEC. See Jorts
Grab a Pink Slip	Phrase used when directing losers to leave. usage "Grab a pink slip and a bean burrito and hit the bricks you bastard!" orangeman 2007
Fainting Goat	Infamous play of the Fulmanders offense in which a receiver, while in his stance, loses his balance, and instead of stepping to steady himself, and thus take a penalty keeps his body still as he falls over to the ground, still taking a penalty.
FulTanic	The Ship aka Fulmer Vols helmed by Captain Fatass Fulmer, as seen many seasons over and over and well you get the idea. Ship is headed right for a long encounter the the iceberg known as reality.
Fostermom	Smart, intelligent and not at all unattractive Lady who happens to have given birth to Arian Foster. Warning will repond accordingly to personal attacks.
GSVOL	Mythical Poster who often resorts to cartoons and comics when presented with opposing opinions. AKA Unibomber's lost brother. also see cocksucker...
Guntersvol	See also: GuntdaCunt Another long-time member of the Hitler Youth who patrols VC in search of infidels who sully the holy name of Saint Phil with legitimate criticism. Will whip self into teeth-grinding, mouth-foaming trance when delivering a sermon on the Gospel of Phil. Has been known to eat heaping helpings of Vicki's tater salad and wash it down with a tall glass of Orange Kool-Aid.

H-L

Term	Definition
Hollywood	As in being a hollywood, Spouting off stupid inane comments and then doing something stupid as in spelling a players name wrong as you lay claim to knowing the program better than someone else. See koncho and koncho master.
JLS	Also known as "Jamal Lewis Syndrome," this is a condition that afflicts all UT underclassmen who are kept off the field despite being vastly more skilled and/or talented than the upperclassmen ahead of them on the depth chart. As me4ut states, "It's only when things go south that "magically" [younger] players start getting more PT."
Jorts Clothing; Article	[2]short for "jean-shorts", is a garment worn by women or Gay men aka Gaytor fans that covers the pelvic area, the buttocks, and the upper part of the legs (typically the part above the knee.) Jorts are types of shorts that are made only from denim. while others (really gay ) broaden them to include those denim shorts cropped and hemmed--and sometimes even pleated--at the knee. Jorts or jean shorts, are still in wide use throughout the US esp in Gainesville, aka Swampland Usage: jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game. "Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."


Kancho	The act of clasping one's hands together so that the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's anal region when the victim is not looking. Often practiced by moderators of GS, a University of Tennessee sports message board.
Kancho Master	One who has mastered the art of sticking one's hands up the anal region of football coaches and one another on a University of Tennessee message board, GS.
Kool-Aid	A mythical drink served on the sheep board somtimes dispensed by mods, sometimes by posters with many names, and more often by long time sheeps, Caution should be used when offered the Kool-aid, losing no longer matters, cause we have next year... rumors has surfaced that this drink has been slipped to Cub fans...
Kendall	See also: pompous jackass; coward; those people everyone knows who think they are much more important than they actually are His Holiness, the VolChat Pope (avert your eyes, Moronville heathens!) can do no wrong in the eyes of his college of Cardinals on VC. Will flaunt his close friendship with Fulmer incessantly, because he is better than you. Arch-enemy of AtlantaVol. Supposedly made his fortune in the Chattanooga donkey-show/vaudeville circuit during the Great War. Protected with rabid devotion by Vol12. Haters will be banned for upsetting His Holiness. You have been warned.

M-Q

Term	Definition
MonVOL Independence Day	November 29, 2008
Mute	In rebellion to the style police, mute has replaced moot, which is defined by dictionary.com as: of little or no practical value or meaning, purely academic.
Og Ignotsnvr	Og Ignotsnvr literally means "from ignorance," and is the official religion of Fulmerites. It is held authoritative by some Vol fans. According to its adherents, intimate understanding and mastery of Og Ignotsnvr brings man spiritually closer to Philip Fulmer, and as a result a fan can be empowered with higher insight into the inner workings of Fulmer’s creation. The origins of the actual term ''Og Ignotsnvr'' are unknown and disputed to belong either to Bob Kendall or to the 13th century CE Turkish Ignotsnvrist Guntdacunt. While other terms are used in many Volunteer documents from the 2nd century CE till the present day, the term Og Ignotsnvr has become the main descriptive of Fulmerite esoteric knowledge and practices. Overview According to Ignotsnvristic tradition, Ignotsnvristic knowledge was transmitted orally by the Triumverate of Coaching: Fulmer, Cutcliffe, and Chavis. Note: It is also suspected that the term Og Ignotsnvr means I am a french tourist seeking a blow job, make me squeal like a pig.
Philatio	Philatio is a portmanteau word combining the male nickname Phil and fellatio. The primary use is in college football humor writing and was originally used to refer to uncritical adulation of Tennessee Football coach Phillip Fulmer. Subsequent use has found the term applied, often in slighltly modified form, to other coaches. While the word is considered rude, the unique spelling allows use of the term on websites where standard English fellatio is filtered. Considered to much of a "personal attack " to be listed on wikipedia... pussies.
Passengers	Those who refuse to accept the ship is sinking...See FULtanic

R-Z

Term	Definition
Sheep	when used on OutermonVOLia the term refers to blind lusting of anything positive concerning Phil Fulmer.
roadvol	See also: roadhead; roadwhore; This post was edited by roadvol on 3/25 at 12:35pm. Long-time VolChat poster and a member of the Praetorian Guard of Fulmer defenders. A lethal combination of ignorance, fanaticism, and poor logic who patrols VolChat searching for any inkling of criticism pertaining to Der Fulmer. Has been known to induce banishings from VolChat by baiting posters and then crying crocodile tears in the warm, soft bosom of Vol12.
Sheep Herder	Nickname for Leggo due to his practice of sticking the hind legs of sheep into his wader's and pushing the sheep towards a pond or other body of water.
Sheep Herd	Sheep Herd A Save the Filmer page who love and woship Fat Phil. Longeterm Membership is open to those who perform Philatio, see Philatio. and those who refuse to be indoctrinated will be banned. See Cocksuckers. ref: The primary use is in college football humor writing and was originally used to refer to uncritical adulation of Tennessee Football coach Phillip Fulmer.

Styrofoam cup (SFC)	The original WMD (Weapon of MonVOL Destruction). The SFC was used to kill JFK in a stroke of strategic genious. Normally, the SFC is thrown from a moving car at a stationary target. But in utilizing sheer brilliance, this SFC was thrown by a stationary assasin at someone in a moving car, as capture by the Zapruder film (monVol edition).

Nicknames for Phillip Fulmer

aadicof — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 10:11:11 CST

The Backstabber
Buffalo Hind Part
"Coach"
Chubby Checkerboard
The Deflector
Equity
Fairy Duster
Fat Bastard
The Fat Burglar
Fat Phil
Fatlock
Fill Foolmer
Fill'er up
GolDamn Bus Driver.
Graf von Poochenburg
The Great Pumpkin
Grimace
Heckuva
His Immenseness
The HOGfather
Humko Fultanicroom
Jabba the Gut
Jabba the Hut Hut Hut
Knoxville Phil
Lard
Limited
The Squanderer
Mr. Clappy Hands
Matlock
Usawme been Poochin
P'Fat
Phil Jr's Long Lost Papa
Phildo
The Phillopotamus
Philly da Poocher
Skid Marks
SOW
Spurrier's Bitch
Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
UBU

Independence Day

aadicof — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:22:48 CST

November 3, 2008

The day OutermonVOLia was liberated by the resignation of Philllllllip Fulllllllmer.

Bruce

TennesseeTuxedo — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:01:17 CDT

There is no abstract available for this page revision.

About OuterMonVOLia

Blacksheepvol — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:23:49 CDT

OuterMonVOLia is the home of the MonVOLs. Founded by Boonevol and Ghenghisvol after Firecoachfulmer.com submitted to the asshattery of a green party failure, MonVOLia was intended as a shelter of last resort in case of Volchat banning for Boonie. After Ghenghis' 42nd banning, Boonie and Ghenghis moved in. Blacksheepvol, Oracle, Pitifulmer, and many other early members soon followed from the ashes of FCF.com.
Boonie is the founder, and true moderator. Ghenghis is the bankroll behind the operation, dropping huge green to get the site off the ground in the early days. Due to all around geekiness, Blacksheepvol was handed the chief engineer title, and promptly set about putting some freaky stuff in the site code. Nashvolle was named moderator in absentia. As soon as rip van volle wakes up, he may ban you for not kissing up to BrotherVoliver2. TwinDaddyVol was given the reign of Pearl Jam, our hoops board. He watches over the one post per month without getting directly involved. Well after the founding, the Fark board was given to CouldBeFostersDad to monitor, since he is the A#1 poster and creative genius of all MonVOLia.
As the 2005 train wreck unfolded, the small cadre of volcreants grew into a board of around 100 members. The group slowly grew to 300 or so, when 2007's losses to Cal and Florida blew up the membership to 530+ by the time the Vols played the mighty Indians of Arkansas State.

Phillip Fulmer, Jr.

couldbefostersdad — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:33:08 CDT

Family Life
Born on March 25, 1970 the mysterious Phillip Fulmer, Jr. did not appear in media guides or family photos throughout the early tenure of his father at Tennessee. Conceived when his father was an 18 year-old freshman at UT, we can only guess as to the challenges Phil, Sr. faced as player and team captain while raising his young son. Sadly, we have never heard the uplifting story of the circumstances of Phil, Jr.'s childhood.

Phil, Jr. made an abrupt and unannounced appearance on www.phillipfulmer.com circa 2002 and has been mentioned in family listings and media guides ever since.

His current whereabouts are unknown.

The Headless Chicken offense

TennesseeTuxedo — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:53:48 CDT

The headless chicken offense as its origins beginning in January 1999 with the ascension of Randy Sanders from QB coach to offensive coordinator upon the departure of David Cutcliffe to Ole Miss prior to the Tosititos Fiesta Bowl national championship game.

The Headless Chicken offense is believed to have been utilized beginning in 2002. Its distinguishing characteristics include failing to alter the snap count, utilizing bench players in obvious roles, calling pass plays well short of the line to gain, and the frustrating ability to receive delay of game penalties coming out of a 2 and a half minute television time-out.

A sure sign that the scheme has been imposed is to observe head coach Phillip Fulmer grimace and then clap is hands in a staccato like manner.

Train Wreck at Rock Bottom 2005

TennesseeTuxedo — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:02:08 CDT

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Og Ignotsnvr

Hammie — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:17:16 CDT

Og Ignotsnvr literally means "from ignorance," and is the official religion of Fulmerites. It is held authoritative by some Vol fans. According to its adherents, intimate understanding and mastery of Og Ignotsnvr brings man spiritually closer to Philip Fulmer, and as a result a fan can be empowered with higher insight into the inner workings of Fulmer’s creation.

The origins of the actual term ''Og Ignotsnvr'' are unknown and disputed to belong either to Bob Kendall or to the 13th century CE Turkish Ignotsnvrist Guntdacunt. While other terms are used in many Volunteer documents from the 2nd century CE till the present day, the term Og Ignotsnvr has become the main descriptive of Fulmerite esoteric knowledge and practices.

According to Ignotsnvristic tradition, Ignotsnvristic knowledge was transmitted orally by the Triumverate of Coaching: Fulmer, Cutcliffe, and Chavis.

Note: It is also suspected that the term Og Ignotsnvr means I am a french tourist seeking a blow job, make me squeal like a pig.

Crompton

couldbefostersdad — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:16:10 CDT

There is no abstract available for this page revision.

kudoos

couldbefostersdad — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:41:34 CDT

kudoos - (n.) (kuh-DOOZ) is the Phillip Fulmer way of pronouncing kudoes. Used first on The Phillip Fulmer Locker Room Show after a win over UAB in the 2005 season opener, Fulmer has occasionally slipped his neologism into interviews since that time.

Perfect Storm

couldbefostersdad — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:26:21 CDT

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When asked to account for the 5-6 record in 2005, Coach Fulmer replied "I described it in Knoxville after the season. I don't know if this is a good analogy or not, this is the way I felt, it was kind of like the perfect storm with the quarterback play, the injuries and the schedule, just a few plays here."

Home

Blacksheepvol — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:03:18 CDT

This is the OuterMonVOLia wiki. This is where you can find the TRUE FAN's account of the University of Tennessee, its sports and its coaches. These may not always be accepted as fact by the general public, but they will always be heart-felt and true to the author. A sense of humor is required to utilize this wiki.